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The world is quiet here.
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
This is how it is in life and love. In life and love we are with people for a while, and then we join other people, people we have not met, and we walk with them, and we leave behind all the things where we used to be. Sometimes we leave people behind too. Sometimes we walk away from the forest and abandon a person there and never see them again. This happens every day. Every day this happens and scarcely anybody cares.
Love is candy from a stranger, but it’s candy you’ve had before and it probably won’t kill you.